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Q: What do a bleached Blonde and a 747 have in common?A: They both have a black box.Q: If a Blonde and a Brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?A: The Brunette, the Blonde is such an air head.Q: How can you tell if a Blonde is a natural blonde?A: Blow in her ear, if she's a real Blonde she starts to float.Philadelphia Phillies apparelPhiladelphia Phillies shirtsauthentic Philadelphia Phillies jerseysFifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A young Blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"